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PostSubject: The day the penis asked for a raise...   Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:12 pm

I, P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss


The Response:

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing proper protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before
you have completed assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

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PostSubject: Re: The day the penis asked for a raise...   Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:40 pm

ROFLMFAO!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The day the penis asked for a raise...   Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:57 am

Heh...I lol'ed
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PostSubject: Re: The day the penis asked for a raise...   Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:16 pm

That was Funny.
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