Quiz Time!

What would you do if?



The President of the United States called you:
Ask him what he wanted

You won the lottery:
Spend it

You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
I would do it

You caught a friend stealing from you:
Beat the shit out of them

You witnessed a murder:
I have and they deserved it

A random stranger offered you candy:
Call them a psychopath

MySpace and Facebook closed:
Meh, who cares about Emospace and Fartbook

A genie granted you one wish:
Wish for one billion dollars and no one know about it

You lost your favorite possession:
Get over it

You found 10 dollars on the ground:
Pick it up

Your date throws up on you:
End the date

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
*SMACK*

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
Hang out with them

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:
Call the coast Guard


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What would you do if?



The President of the United States called you:
tell him to fuck off

You won the lottery:
give it to charity......THEN hit the casinos

You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
nope. decline

You caught a friend stealing from you:
shoot her/him/it

You witnessed a murder:
laugh...and I have

A random stranger offered you candy:
accept it

MySpace and Facebook closed:
counter strike here I come

A genie granted you one wish:
I'd wish for 5 more wishes

You lost your favorite possession:
cry endlessly then buy a new one

You found 10 dollars on the ground:
burn it

Your date throws up on you:
punch her/him/it

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
*SMACK*

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
rape

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:
call pizza delivery